Heck, I was having a quiet weekend – it was the weekend between ossobuco with Janie and our first proper date.
Ironically, for me, just embarking on a relationship with a chiropodist, this was the toe sucking story.
I remember asking Janie soon afterwards whether the toe sucking saga was good for her business.
Janie said it was. Very good for business.
I don’t think this lyric was good for my lyric writing business; I don’t recall it being used, although it does have its moments.
I also tried combining the lyric in a medley with the Princess Diana lyric I wrote a week or so later – click here.
PICTURE TITS
(To the Tune of “Picture This”)
VERSE 1 – NEWSHOUNDS
NEWSHOUNDS:All I want is a picture of boobs,
A shot of Fergie, a nipple or two,
All I want is a picture of boobs;
Wo-oh-oh, wo-wo-wo.
NEWSHOUNDS:All I want is some photos in the Mirror,
Of Fergie and her financier with ‘er,
All I want is to fill the Mirror,
CHORUS 1 – FERGIE AND JOHN BRYAN
FERGIE & BRYAN:Picture tits – all over the papers,
Picture tits – and all of our capers;
FERGIE:Done in front of the kids,
I’d end up on the skids,
If it weren’t for my suites at Windsor, Buck House and Balmoral wo-oh-ho;
FERGIE & BRYAN:Picture tits – and our peccadillos,
Picture tits – sucking ones big toes,
Now the Sun is really selling news – oh yeh.
VERSE 2 – FERGIE & JOHN BRYAN
FERGIE:All I want is financial advice,
JOHN:You raise the finance, I’ll raise the vice,
FERGIE:All I want is some sugar and spice,
Oh-oh -oh,
If you can…..
CHORUS 2 – NEWSHOUNDS, FERGIE & JOHN BRYAN
NEWSHOUNDS:Picture tits – with lenses and zoom tubes,
Picture tits – Fergie’s final boobs,
She’s got nothing to lose,
Since she jacked in Andrew’s,
Quiet life with his feet up reading Beano with a mug of hot cocoa;
FERGIE:Picture tits – oh my God it’s vital,
Picture tits – I may lose my title,
Johnny Bryan says he’s goanna sue,
He will instruct Carter-Ruck,
If the papers claim that we fuck – yeh.
If you want to see Blondie singing Picture This, click below: