The 1992 US Presidential Election provided a rich source of material for satirists.
Bill Clinton’s flaws as a candidate and an individual were well known before the election. It all feels a bit familiar writing 25 years later, except not quite so awful as the Trump election last year and the prevailing shower in its aftermath.
Anyway, this lyric did well in NewsRevue, running for many weeks over that election period.
I recall one duo reprising the first line through gritted teeth as an additional last line – excellent idea:
(A Duet for Bill and Hilary Clinton to the Tune of “Snowbird”)
VERSE 1 – BILL AND HILARY GAZE LOVINGLY INTO EACH OTHERS EYES
We Clintons live in harmony and sing,
While George and Barbara Bush have both mislaid the vision thing;
George sells war planes to Saudi Araby,
But still the dollar falls deep in our slump economy.
CHORUS 1 – GOSH, BILL AND HILARY MUST REALLY LOVE ONE ANOTHER
Dump your running mate or you will fail,
Cos we’ve got beefy Albert Gore and George Bush has Dan Quayle;
When George says “no more taxes” it’s untrue,
Cos if he could we know that he would try to raise a few.
VERSE 2 – SOME FRICTION MAY BE CREEPING IN TO THE SONG
BILL:Old George believes abortion is a sin,
And no-one’s homosexual in his 4,000 kin;
HILARY:But George and Bill’s morality concur,
When they both take a shine to chicks who are named Jennifer.
CHORUS 2 – HILARY SINGS ALONE
(While Hilary sings the final chorus, Bill slopes off into the audience to chat up any pretty females he can find there)
Girls like men with presidential powers,
But Bill don’t send me Gennifer when I ask for some flowers;
The man that I’m supporting is untrue,
And if he could I know that he would try a casual screw;
Yes, if he could I know that he would try-ay-ay-ay-ay a casual screw.
Below is a YouTube link to Anne Murray singing Snowbird, with the lyrics on the video screen along with some sweet pictures of birds…the flighted variety: