One for completists, this. I needed to do some research to work out what I was on about.,.
(A Quickie to the Tune of “The Bonnie Banks of Loch Loman”)
SUNG IN A SERIOUSLY DEEP GLASWEGIAN HUE
You use your fine words,
While I’ll use the F word,
And I’ll win the Booker before ye;
I’ll make sure that fat cow will never speak again,
Once I’ve nutted fucking Julia Neuberg.
Here’s the original folk song with its lyrics on the screen: