One for completists, this. I needed to do some research to work out what I was on about.,.
…James Kelman’s Booker win and Julia Neuberger’s disliking of same.
EFFING BOOKER
(A Quickie to the Tune of “The Bonnie Banks of Loch Loman”)SUNG IN A SERIOUSLY DEEP GLASWEGIAN HUE
You use your fine words,
While I’ll use the F word,
And I’ll win the Booker before ye;I’ll make sure that fat cow will never speak again,
Once I’ve nutted fucking Julia Neuberg.
Completist heaven.
Here’s the original folk song with its lyrics on the screen: