The French did something outrageous to one of the Greenpeace Rainbow Warrior boats that summer, near New Zealand.
This lyric was my response. I think it was used in NewsRevue a few times.
I CAN SING A RAINBOW WARRIOR
(To the Tune of “I Can Sing A Rainbow”)
TEACHER (ideally with a Kiwi accent) : Gather round children and I’ll teach you a little song:
CHORUS 1 – TEACHER
I can sing a rainbow,
Sing a rainbow,
Sing a rainbow too.
TEACHER: Now Pierre and Jean-Claude, you try it.
CHORUS 2 – FRENCH BRATS
We can seize a rainbow,
Seize a rainbow,
Rainbow Warrior Two.
TEACHER: These French are just so charming and cultured.
Try out this YouTube – the lyrics are in the text area underneath if you click through to see more of it: