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Ten Haikus for Uxbridge Day Three


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By Ged
July 23 2010

In the interests of brevity and variety, Ged Ladd has decided to write up today's play in the form of ten haiku poems. This is a bit of a first for MTWD, so let us know what you think.

 


If you're not entirely sure what a Haiku is, click on the word Haiku and find out.

 

Haiku One - The Night Before

Though Simpson turns up,
At charity curry night,
Next morning, no runs.

Haiku Two - Getting There

Piccadilly Line,
Inevitable delays,
Old folk rush to ground.

Haiku Three - Hoiku

Malan and Morgan,
Show dreamy summer batting,
Till both bowled hoiking.

Haiku Four - Saving Face

Batsmen six to ten,
Summon up a hundred more,
A hundred behind.

Haiku Five - Outside Broadcasts Again

Iain O'Brien,
Runs in like a spring chicken,
Pulls up, hammy crocked.

Haiku Six - Sad At Tea

Daisy's on her way,
"Thirty six for no wicket",
"Does not sound too good".

Haiku Seven - In The Wickets

Finn and Rowland-Jones
Strike four times in ten overs,
Joyce and Prior displeased.

Haiku Eight - Sussex Fret

"We've been robbed", they claim,
"If so, report the umpires",
"No, call the police".

Haiku Nine - Hatchett Job

Murray Goodwin Falls,
Only a few balls to go,
Hatchett, night watchman.

Haiku Ten - Summary

Lovely day to watch,
Splendid wicket for cricket,
Uxbridge came up stumps.

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Ten Haikus for Uxbridge Day Three
Discussion started by Middlesex till we die , 23/07/2010 20:42
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010:07:25:15:47:19 by Ged.

kimmy
24/07/2010 22:36
Ha! Well done Ged, certainly a different sort of report, and an education all in one!


Kimmy

Hippity the Green Bunny
25/07/2010 11:41
But pithy for me! But pithy for me!! But pithy for me!!!

Not sure my "haiku" is high enough to understand these poems.



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Hippity is author of top features: Hippity's Tale and Bunny Away

Ged
25/07/2010 15:48
To the bad pun contingent, I paraphrase Emile Zola:

J'Haikus.

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