There is a Morecombe and Wise sketch, with André Previn, in which Eric Morecombe, on being berated for making a complete mess of playing the piano, exclaims: I’m playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order. Hold that thought for a moment, dear reader, as this piece is really a chunk … Continue reading From Morecombe To Wise(r) Via A Linguistically Out Of Key Note, Keele, 29/30 May 1981