Arthur Version 2 With Marion Ryan Recording, 4 April 1995

I found a later version of the Arthur lyric, written for Harold Davison, Marion Ryan, Frank Sinatra and their pals – explained here. At first thought that Harold must have requested/made some tweaks.

Then it dawned on me; Harold sent me a recording of Marion Ryan singing the song, so the second version must be my transcription of their tweaked version of the lyric.

It also dawned on me that I might even find the recording somewhere…

…and so I did.

So here is Marion Ryan singing Arthur:

…and here is their slightly tweaked version of the lyric.

ARTHUR
(To the Tune of “Laura”)

VERSE 1

Arthur,
Mr Crames who is sixty now,
Share deals, they just rise, never fall;
Self made, warm-hearted and from Bear Stearns,
But won’t say what he earns,
At all;

VERSE 2

You won’t see Arthur,
On the plane that is passing through,
He likes, beach and pool to be near;
He has the very best meals for you,
So for Arthur,
Let’s all give a big cheer.

…and here (again) is Sinatra singing Laura. Sadly no recording of him singing Arthur:

Arthur, Lyric Written For Harold Davison, Marion Ryan And Their Pals, 23 October 1994

When Janie and I were first going out with each other, we’d sometimes have Sunday lunch with Kim, Micky, DJ, Gary, Clifford and others. Occasionally Gary’s dad, Harold Davison, would join us.

Harold took an interest in my lyric writing and occasionally asked me to write a lyric for performance at a private party. The lyrics were sometimes to be performed by Harold’s wife, Marion Ryan. Sometimes by Frank Sinatra.

This one was for a banker friend of theirs and I recall it was to be performed by Marion Ryan (although Sinatra had made the song Laura famous, of course).

Harold was most encouraging and more than once said that I should try writing “real lyrics”, reminding me that Sammy Cahn had started by writing spoofs a bit like mine. Flattery will get you everywhere.

On reflection, I suspect that Sammy Cahn (who was very much part of Harold and Marion’s entourage) had been their party lyricist until his untimely demise…around the time Harold started tapping me up for these things…

…still, you can do worse than be the replacement lyricist for Sammy Cahn, even when it is only for private party freebies.

ARTHUR
(To the Tune of “Laura”)

VERSE 1

Arthur,
Mr Crames who is sixty, turns
Share deals, that will rise, never fall;
Self made, warm-hearted and from Bear Stearns,
But won’t say what he earns,
At all;

VERSE 2

You won’t see Arthur,
On the plane that is passing through,
He likes, ranch and beach to be near;
He gave the very best meals to you,
So for Arthur,
Let’s all give a huge cheer.

Here’s Sinatra singing Laura, with lyrics on the screen:

Postscript

I subsequently found a later version of the Arthur lyric. Then it dawned on me; Harold sent me a recording of Marion Ryan singing the song, so the second version must be my transcription of their tweaked version of the lyric.

It also dawned on me that I might even find the recording somewhere…

…and so I did.

So here is Marion Ryan singing Arthur:

…and here is a link to the their slightly tweaked version of the lyric.

Letter To Harold Davison With Lyric, 23 October 1994

I explained the background to my writing occasional lyrics for the impresario Harold Davison in the piece accompanying one of the lyrics – Arthur.

Now I have also found the covering letter that went with that lyric to Florida:

Harold Davison 23 October 1994

(Boca Raton, Florida address redacted)

Dear Harold

ARTHUR CRAMES SONG

I attach “Arthur” to the tune of “Laura”. It was an interesting request, as it didn’t occur to me when we spoke that the song “Laura” only has about 8 lines to it. Nevertheless, as part of a swinging party I don’t suppose the guests will be looking for complex and lengthy lyrical content.

Do feel free to request changes, rewrites, or a different song if you wish. I actually think that the choice of song is a good one, as it is so well known.

I’m sorry that it has taken me rather a while to get round to having a first stab at an Arthur Crames song for you. As Gary might have told you, I have recently left my safe job with a large firm to set up my own professional advisory business, Z/Yen, with some friends and former colleagues. The initial chaos is now subsiding, so I am able and willing to devote time to the really important things in life, such as the songs.

I hope all is well with you and your and look forward to hearing from you.

Yours sincerely
Ian Harris

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Letter To Harold Davison, 29 August 1994

This letter to the late Harold Davison regarding a request by Harold for me to write a party lyric for Arthur Crames and regarding the Sammy Cahn Obituary Lyric:

Harold Davison 29 August 1994
The Addison
1500 South Ocean Boulevard
Appt S101
Boca Raton
Florida
33432 USA


Dear Harold
 
SATIRICAL SONGS

 
It was a pleasure to speak with you on the phone yesterday. I shall work on the Arthur Crames song and shall send you a first draft as soon as I am able.
 
In the meanwhile, to wet your appetite, I enclose the Sammy Cahn Obituary Song, which I wrote in January 1993 just after he died. I thought that Gary had sent it to you at the time, but hope that this tribute, like the great man’s work, is timeless.
 
Yours sincerely
 
 
Ian Harris
 
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The Sammy Cahn Obituary Lyric, 18 January 1993

The great lyricist Sammy Cahn died in January 1993. I have written elsewhere – click here or below – about my tenuous connection with him and Frank Sinatra through Harold Davison:

I’ve Mushrooms Under My Skin, Lyric For NewsRevue and/or Frank Sinatra, 21 November 1992

Indeed Harold had told me that Sammy Cahn was impressed by my parody lyrics and had suggested that I try writing some original lyrics as my next move…which apparently had been the route (from parody to witty originality) that Sammy Cahn himself took as a youngster.

Whether that idea really did come from Sammy or was more Harold’s own thinking is lost in ancient history.

Harold had also told me that Frank Sinatra hated My Way, simply because he didn’t like the song…

…and that Sammy Cahn hated the fact that people tended to assume that he had written the lyrics to My Way, whereas it really isn’t his kind of lyric at all.

So in truth, this obituary lyric of mine was a bit of an in joke, which is why it probably never saw the light of day in public – I don’t think NewsRevue used it even in the week of his death.

I suspect this lyric did raise a quiet smile or more among “the in crowd” though, when Harold shared it with his pals. Re-reading it for the first time in ages, 25 years after writing it, I still like it.

                                             SAMMY CAHN OBITUARY SONG

                                                     (To the Tune of “My Way”)

VERSE 1

And now the end is here, and so I’ll darn a final lyric;

My friends, I’ll say it clear, that Sammy Cahn’s verse was satyric;

He liked pianos grand, he used a Bechstein and a Steinway,

And yet that Sammy Cahn, did not write “My Way”.

VERSE 2

I’ve heard this song before, I have high hopes it’s magic will pay;

Saturday night, teach me tonight, time after time I’ll go all the way;

Sam didn’t write “My Way”, the words are by some other wanker,

Jul-e Styne or Hammerstein? (thinks for a moment…….sudden flash of light)

No, t’was Paul Anka.

CHORUS 1

Sam wrote a lot with James Van Heusen,

Those songs were Sammy’s most amusin’;

“The Tender Trap” and “All the Way”,

And other crap for Doris Day,

Many a stanza,

For Mario Lanza,

All written Sam’s way.

VERSE 3

His choice it was to slog,

To come so far out from the ghetto;

A voice just like a frog,

But still a star for the libretto;

He wrote six thousand staves,

And even thirty on one Friday,

But not one of those lays, included “My Way”.

CHORUS 2

And there were times, I cannot lie,

When Sam worked hard to versify;

He tried to rhyme adorable,

With Sodom and Gamorable;

What woman’ll,

With criminal,

His rhymes worked Sam’s way.

Below is a vid of Frank Sinatra singing my way:

Or click here for the lyrics of My Way.