I don’t think this one about Madonna was ever used. Certainly it forms part of the Bowden submission of January 1993 and was unused before then.
I don’t think it is a great lyric for a NewsRevue performance, although it does have its moments as a read.
Strange to think that, at the time of writing (December 2016) Madonna is still hanging around and UB40 are doing a comeback tour.
♬ NUDE FOR THOUGHT ♬
(To the Tune of “Food for Thought”)
CHORUS 1
I can see Madonna,
Posing in the nude,
She’s got nothing onna,
And some bits are quite rude.
VERSE 1
Customs at the airport,
They have seized her book,
While they file their report,
They’ll have a closer look.
VERSE 2
Look at nuns in custard,
See her with a sheep,
And I see she’s mustered,
A costume like Bo-Peep.
VERSE 3
Rude things with a candle,
Having oral sex,
Now she has her hands full,
Of fat enormous cheques.
CHORUS 2
I can see Madonna,
Standing in the buff,
I shall be a gonna,
If my wife sees this stuff.
I can see Madonna,
Posing in the raw,
She is not a stunna,
What did I buy this for?
Click here or below for a link to Food For Thought by UB40 with the original lyrics.