I don’t remember this one being used in NewsRevue, but neither do I recall it being rejected.
There were lots of songs and sketches about the Prime Minister at that time though and I’m not convinced this was among the best of them. One or two good lines, though.
WHO DO YOU TALK TO JOHN MAJOR
(A Quickie To the Tune of “Where Do You Go To My Lovely”)
VERSE 1
You talk like one of the Daleks,
And you dance like Coco the Clown;
Your clothes are from Marks and Spencer,
And you’ll soon bring this Government down;
(Yes you will).
VERSE 2
You live in a Georgian Terrace,
Down in Whitehall’s Downing Street;
And although you’ve been leader for ages,
You still haven’t quite found your feet;
(Or your brains or your balls).
CHORUS
Who do you talk to John Major,
When your recorder is off?
Swear when reporters surround you,
And then why don’t you just piss off.
Below is a video of Peter Sarstedt singing Where Do You Go To My Lovely with the lyrics on the screen: