What a gift for the satirists during the slow news part of the summer – glass found in lager. All a bit obvious, but it had to be done.
BROKEN GLASS
(A quickie song to the Tune of “Breaking Glass” plus voiceover)
The voiceover may be useable after another song or sketch on this news item.
The song and voiceover are independent of one another.
THE QUICKIE SONG
Lately,
There’s been;
Broken glass in my Heineken.
See.
(Takes a glass of cooled Heineken and drinks from it)
It’s such a wonderful lager.
(starts to choke)
But it’s got problems:
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
THE VOICEOVER
(Chirpy Danish voice)
Only Heineken can do this.
Because Heineken defleshes the parts other beers cannot reach.
Here is David Bowie singing Breaking Glass with the lyrics on the screen.