I’m pretty sure I was unfamiliar with Amanda de Cadenet as a celebrity; I must have read a bio of her and turned the bio into lyrics, basically.
I don’t think the idea worked; I’m pretty sure this wasn’t performed or if it was it was short-lived in the show.
_ AMANDA de CADENET _
(To the Tune of “Lady Marmalade”)
INTRO
Hey she’s a Sloane bimbo groan bimbo moan bimbo,
Hey she’s the next icon sex icon flex icon.
VERSE 1
Amanda de Cadenet was in her teens, presenting the Word on our screens;
While dad was at Le Mans, she had Duran Duran.
Flicky tricky pouting panter, posing for Hello in LA;
Breast feeding her sprog Atlanta, women hate de Cadenet.
Es-que tu a pretentious fat, spoilt brat?
Es-que tu a pretentious twat?
VERSE 2
She spread out in Playboy and showed all her bits, except for some reason her tits;
She’s so anti-porn, but still gets paid for the horn….
That she gives to crazy wankers, why on earth do men masturbate;
With their bags and amyl-nitrate, imagining de Cadenet.
Es-que tu a dumb hypocrite you tit,
Es-que tu a bit of a shit?
VERSE 3
Oh oh oh
Slurp slurp gurgle so wet and smooth, Christ knows what these lyrics mean,
She seems so hard to resist for auto-eroticists: why? why? why?
She’s a pretty flitty toddy,
She has naught of worth to say,
Politically correct as Noddy,
Men can keep de Cadenet.
Below is Labelle singing Lady Marmalade with the lyrics on the screen: