Maggie Danylewycz 16 February 1994
News Revue
Dear Maggie
MAJOR’S HAT
I have a quick update to the Russian Shock song to incorporate the major news story of the week.
At the end of the dancing interlude:
JOHN MAJOR APPEARS WEARING A SILLY RUSSIAN HAT
MAJOR:Hello, Russians.
RUSSIANS:(to John Major)Where did you get that hat?
(to each other)Where did we get this twat? Oy!
THEN GO INTO CHORUS
No doubt you have suitable headgear somewhere in the News Revue stock. However, should you lack a suitable titfer, I have one that you could have gladly. If you do need the hat, please leave a message on my answering machine today and I shall bring the hat in for you tomorrow evening. Look forward to seeing you then.
Yours sincerely
Ian Harris
PS Please may I have some of those tapes back on Thursday, if you have finished with them. My stocks are very low now that I am sending stuff to Steve as well as you!