Reject, NewsRevue Lyric (Unused/Incomplete), 6 March 1994

I must have written this one at the same time as The Graft In Little Rock City…

The Graft In Little Rock City, NewsRevue Lyric, 6 March 1994

…but it is incomplete and I didn’t even catalogue it, so my guess is that I felt it was less than satisfactory and was waiting for inspiration and/or the news to revive it…

…then I forgot all about it for 25 years.

Anyway, here it is. The idea of Hillary Clinton belting a lyric to the tune of Respect still pleases me…but probably not quite this lyric.

_ REJECT _

(To the Tune of "Respect")

VERSE 1

Hilary Clinton that’s me,
Bill should be a lot more PC;
All I’m asking is for a little less sex with bimbos
{just a little bit, just a little bit}
‘Specially when I’m home,
{just a little bit, just a little bit}

VERSE 2

Bill ain’t very strong, when it comes to women,
wrong woman
All I’m askin
Hit it, Billy C
(Sax Solo)

VERSE 3
give you money
return honey
give me proper home
re re

MIDDLE EIGHT
A REJECT
That’s what Bill considers me
DISSECT
I should cut off his willy.

OUTRO
Sock it to him sock it to him sock it to him sock it to him,
Sock it to him sock it to him sock it to him sock it to him,
just a little

Here is Aretha Franklin singing Respect with the lyrics on the screen:

While I’m at it, here is Otis Redding, who wrote the song, performing it live. Personally I love both the Otis and the Aretha versions of this song: