Lyrics was more my thing, but occasionally I’d try my hand at a short sketch or a quickie…with only moderate success.
FRIENDLY FIRE
(Two US Marines, one private and one officer, are observing the night sky.)
PRIVATE:Sir. We’ve been stuck out in this hell hole for months now. Will no one or nothing save us from this fate worse than death.
OFFICER:Shut the fuck up Spunkmeyer and keep watch.
PRIVATE:Yessir.
(in a state of some excitement)
Look, Sir, up in the sky. Is it a bird……is it a plane…….
OFFICER:Who gives a damn, Shmuckburger. Gun down the sonofabitch.
PRIVATE:Yessir. Rightaway, Sir.