Pretty much everything worth saying about my afternoon in Uxbridge has been said in the King Cricket Report – click here.
For those readers unaware of the King Cricket rules: “If it’s a professional match, on no account mention the cricket itself.”
Readers should perhaps also be aware that my nom de plume for King Cricket purposes is Ged and that occasionally my possessions start writing match reports for me. This one is authored by Dumbo, my Suzuki Jimny.
Indeed by the end of the 2015 season, inanimate objects had pretty much taken over my contributions to King Cricket, as you will no doubt find out come spring 2016 or whenever King Cricket gets around to publishing some of the later ones from the season. This one was published 13 December 2015.
In case you don’t delve that far into the King Cricket report, the links to the Visa commercials showing old cine footage of my dad slapping on the tanning oil and/or, perhaps even worse, the vine of me and mum on a pedalo, are worth the price of admission to this blog alone.
Mind you, this blog is free. As is King Cricket, which I also commend to you.
I resent being described as a nom de plume. I am a manifestation of your younger self.
Get back in your box, Ged Ladd. But you are a very useful second account to help me test the comments and replies facility.
I’m just hoping against hope that the inanimate objects don’t start commenting on this site as well. This site should be safe space for real people.