I wrote a version of “I’m Henery The Eighth I Am”, to describe the events that might have led to Thomas Gresham’s birth and eventual financial heroics. I decided to give my recently-acquired baritone ukulele skills an outing this time, not least because I have recently imported a Roosebeck Baritone Baroq-ulele which certainly looked the part for this “piece”.
This was quite a daunting performance for me – I only took up the baritone ukulele 18 months ago, having eschewed all instruments since the disaster that was my attempt at the violin as a small boy. So this was to be my first performance in front of an audience.
Further, the song I chose did not have any simple chord versions to be found on the web; the chorus of course (a big hit for Herman’s Hermits and Joe Brown before them) but not the verse.
So I needed to work out the chords for myself – see attachment with my hand-written notes. I wrote “capo 1” all over it, as I chorded it in G but it was originally written (and indeed Herman’s Hermits sang it) in A minor. In the end, though, I sang and played it without the capo, i.e. in G major, as the baroq-ulele was a little quiet for the Barnard’s Inn Hall and my voice copes a little better the deeper I go.
The audience participation elements worked well and I am told the performance was well received. In any case, as the compere Professor Tim Connell put it at the start of one of the other acts that evening, “it’s not all about music tonight”. That was certainly the case for my little rendition.
The text that follows has the original verse and chorus, by Fred Murray and R P Weston, followed by two verses of my own. Shown in the text below the music notes and then further below as viewable JPEGs and also a downloadable PDF.But, as Michael Mainelli said, there’s probably only one music hall in the world that will really appreciate my Thomas Gresham verses for the song; Barnard’s Inn Hall.
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THE THOMAS GRESHAM NATIVITY SONG
(Song to the Tune of “I’m Henery The Eighth, I Am”)
FIRST VERSE
You don’t know who you’re looking at, now have a look at me,
I’m a bit of a nob I am, belong to Royaltee;
I’ll tell you how it came about, I married widow Burch,
And I was King of England, when I toddled out of church.
Outside the people started shouting, “Hip hooray”;
Said I, “Get down upon your knees its Coronation Day.”
CHORUS
I’m Henery the eighth I am, Henery the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She’s been married seven times before
Everyone was a Henery (AUDIENCE: Henery)
She wouldn’t have a Willie or a Sam (AUDIENCE: or a Sam)
I’m her eighth old man named Henery,
I’m Henery the eighth I am.
SECOND VERSE (different from the first; different from the original too)
I’m not so good with money if I’m left upon me own,
So I called my mate, Dick Gresham, who could organize a loan;
I said, “I need the wonga, but I can’t afford the fleece,
Get terms I can afford or else we’ll end up just like Greece”;
Dick planned long finance, so he said, “thy will be done,
Your brood will still need Greshams’ help, I’d better pop a son.”
CHORUS
I’m Henery the eighth I am, Henery the eighth I am,
I am I got married to the widow next door
She’s been married seven times before
Everyone was a Henery (AUDIENCE: Henery)
She wouldn’t have a Willie or a Sam (AUDIENCE: or a Sam)
I’m her eighth old man named Henery, I’m Henery the eighth I am.
THIRD VERSE (different again!)
So Dick, he had a son named Tom, as smart as smart could be,
And when my Ted went brassic, Tommy saved the currency;
My Mary fared no better, Tommy had to bail her out,
And Liz retained his services, though she was more adroit.
All raise a glass to Tom, without him we’d be poor,
Bad money drives out good, I say, and call it Gresham’s Law.
CHORUS AND OUTRO
I’m Henery the eighth I am,
Henery the eighth I am,
I am I got married to the widow next door
She’s been married seven times before
Everyone was a Henery (AUDIENCE: Henery)
She wouldn’t have a Willie or a Sam (AUDIENCE: or a Sam)
I’m her eighth old man named Henery, I’m Henery the eighth I am.
H-E-NRY, ‘Enery, (AUDIENCE: ‘Enery)
‘Enery the Eighth I am, I am, Henery the Eighth I am!
