This will read like the weirdest lyric on earth without context, not least because, at the time of writing more than 25 years later (March 2018), Rolf Harris is mostly remembered for sex crimes.
But in February 1993, his “crime against music” was to record Stairway To Heaven in a jolly didgeridoo stylee – as reported in the Independent – click here.
Hence my lyric, which I don’t think was used much, if at all:
TWO LITTLE BOYS
(A Quickie to the Tune of “Stairway To Heaven”)
(This should emulate the Led Zeppelin sound as mush as possible, with the gentle guitar intro and a Robert Plant sound to the voice).
There were two little boys,
Who had two little toys;
And they each had a wooden horse.
And they both gaily played,
On those bright summer days;
They were warriors both of course.
(Getting increasingly angry – possibly even wielding a weapon at the end of the refrain)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr;
And Rolf’s finding a sure way to heaven.
In case there is anyone reading this who doesn’t know what Stairway To Heaven sounds like…below is an embedded vid of Led Zeppelin doing their thing live: