This is a quickie about troubled footballer Paul Gascoigne, aka Gazza.
SUPERGAZZA
(A quickie)FA officials are mooching around looking worried.
OFFICIAL 1: There must be something we can do to revive the England football team’s fortunes for Euro ’96.
OFFICIAL 2: Surely someone or something will save us.
OFFICIAL 3: Wait. (points offstage) Look over there. Is it a bird? Is it a plane.
(Enter Gazza)
GAZZA: They’re all the same to me like. Birds. Planes. I just smash ’em up whatever.
(starts crying)
I didn’t mean to do it. And anyway, it wasn’t me it was the others who did it.
BLACKOUT