Supergazza, NewsRevue Quickie, 31 May 1996

This is a quickie about troubled footballer Paul Gascoigne, aka Gazza.

SUPERGAZZA
(A quickie)

FA officials are mooching around looking worried.

OFFICIAL 1: There must be something we can do to revive the England football team’s fortunes for Euro ’96.

OFFICIAL 2: Surely someone or something will save us.

OFFICIAL 3: Wait. (points offstage) Look over there. Is it a bird? Is it a plane.

(Enter Gazza)

GAZZA: They’re all the same to me like. Birds. Planes. I just smash ’em up whatever.

(starts crying)

I didn’t mean to do it. And anyway, it wasn’t me it was the others who did it.

BLACKOUT

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