The Pausanias Affair by Mike Ward, The Actor’s Workshop, Halifax, 14 July 2001

Sandwiched between a short break at The White Swan in Pickering and the first Children’s Society v Tufty Stackpole cricket match, Janie and I spent an evening and night in Halifax seeing this show and then dining with Mike & Lottie Ward.

I had written the programme notes for Mike’s play – click here for said notes – and jolly good were the programme notes too…also the play, of course, also the play.

Actually I also wrote a review of the play/production, which I can reproduce in full below:

I thought this production was very good and an advance on The Elland Affair in several respects. The play itself was very interesting, with lots of character development and (almost too much) plot and intrigue. The casting and performances were good pretty much without exception. It was a most ambitious production in many respects and a great credit to cast and crew that they pulled it all off with such aplomb.

The programme notes were, once again, insurmountable and without question the highlight of the whole production!!?

Seriously, if I have any criticism of the play, it is too long and a little short on modern relevance. I know Mike Ward’s brain is already grappling with these issues for his next one. And I hope his next play arrives soon, because these Actors’ Workshop home-grown play/productions are getting stronger year on year and are a rare achievement in a small theatre such as The Actors’ Workshop.

All involved in this production should be commended and the people of Calderdale should be fighting now to get the hot tickets for the next home-grown production.

Not especially coincidentally, we saw The Elland Affair (Mike’s previous year’s piece) while on a tour which also included The White Swan in Pickering plus my first ever book signing:

…but I digress.

We enjoyed our evening in Halifax, not least the ever-warm hospitality of Mike and Lottie after show.

My First Ever Book Signing, Clean Business Cuisine (the book), Actors’ Workshop Halifax (the venue), Yet Something Was Missing, 5 July 2000

Clean Business Cuisine, Released 30 June 2000

Michael Mainelli and I, (through Milet, our publisher and Tanya Aslan whom we assigned to the promotion task), organised an intensive promotion campaign around the book, starting with an opportunistic book signing in Yorkshire 5 July.

I had a long association with Mike Ward and The Actor’s Workshop (as it was then called), mostly through my song lyrics.

Mike had started writing plays by 2000. As coincidence would have it, the first of these; The Elland Affair, was due to launch around the same time as Clean Business Cuisine.

Further, I had written some extensive programme notes for The Elland Affair – click here or below:

Programme Notes For The Elland Affair by Mike Ward, I Wrote The Notes 9 May 2000

So, Mike and I hatched the plan that my first book signing would be on the night of the gala premier of The Elland Affair; 5 July 2000.

This would have been a grand plan, had advance copies the book arrived when expected; a couple of weeks before the big night. But of course…

…anyway, the publishers pulled out all the stops, had a box or two of the first batch of books diverted to me for Halifax purposes and I went off on a mini road trip, most of the details of which are lost in the physical diary scrawl and only limited use of e-mail back then.

I know I went via my alma mater, because this e-mail from Professor Lawrence survives:

Dear Tanya,

Thanks for diverting Ian to Keele – it was good to see him and hear about the book. He left me with copies for colleagues and this email is partly to let you know how to chase me up- this is better than the phone!

Take care,

Peter

Janie must have joined me by train to Halifax, as my diary scribble shows that I booked bed and breakfast for two at the Imperial Crown, Halifax, £95. (The price has barely changed in 18 years, I note, while writing in September 2018). We went on to The White Swan, Pickering afterwards – our first visit there – the following year we made our second visit there ahead of visiting Mike’s next production of his own work.  

Anyway, I am pretty sure I met Janie at the hotel where I changed into my evening suit (Gala Evenings at The Actors’ Workshop were black tie affairs) and Janie changed into her glad rags.

Then off we set to get to the theatre early, for my first ever book signing and the show.

Mike Ward had kindly arranged a small stack of my books on a prominent table for me. I sat at the chair and a small queue of eager locals (is there no word for people from Halifax? Hartlepool folk are known as Monkey Hangers, for example), formed to procure and have their en primeur book signed.

I reached into my jacket pocket and discovered…a vacancy. I had no pen in my pocket.

I had turned up to my first ever book signing, without a pen.

Strangely, just to add to my embarrassment, finding a suitable pen for book signing at a place like the Actors’ Workshop was a non-trivial matter. Plenty of marker pens and thick felt tip pens to be found, but it took a while for someone to find a regular type of pen that would look right for book signing.

Still, once that initial (albeit existential problem in the matter of book signing) had been resolved, the rest of the evening passed very successfully. Not only the signing, but the play was well received and I seem to recall a most excellent meal at Mike and Lottie’s place late in the evening, once all of the theatrical excitement was over.

The Elland Affair by Mike Ward, The Actor’s Workshop, 5 July 2000

I have described the book signing aspect of this event in excruciating detail in a separate piece – click here or below.

I have also set out the programme notes I wrote for The Elland Affair – click here.

But what of the show itself?

Well, it seems I gave it a rave review at the time and also assembled some other reviews electronically. I have no idea how or why this information ended up in a “miscellaneous” file on my computer – it looks like a scrape from an on-line something-or-other from back in the mists of time. Anyway, I have just (11 Match 2023) discovered/recovered it, dated 19 July 2000, so here is the contemporaneous reviews of many:

Nicola Sedgefield
Play: The Elland Affair

The Actor’s Workshop Youth Theatre’s latest production, Mike Ward’s ‘The Elland Affair’ is not for the squeamish or sexually repressed.

This orgy of rampant testosterone exposes the physical abilities, acting skills as well as most of the flesh of a group of Yorkshire lads (I presume) who would win hands down in any contest of entertainment against ‘The Chippendales’. With the Workshop lads, what you see is clearly what you get.

Gore as well as sex is plentiful as our fearless heroes plot and ultimately exact revenge on the dastardly Sir John Eland and his thugs. If these lads had been on hand to fight the later Wars of the Roses, Henry VII and all those Tudors would never have made it.

It was a long show, but I wouldn’t have missed it.

Review by: Ian Harris
Play: The Elland Affair

I enjoyed the play immensely. Before taking the world by storm with it, I think Mike Ward would do well to reduce the length by some 30 to 45 minutes. But even in its full length form, there’s enough really good stuff to maintain one’s attention throughout.

The Elland Affair is not for the squeamish or prudish, as other reviewers have no doubt pointed out. But then 1327 probably wasn’t a good time for squeams and prudes to be alive.

A tough but worthwhile assignment this, for a small youth theatre. The broad sword fighting scenes alone must have needed an enormous amount of rehearsal (and muscle building) but were pulled off with great aplomb.

Other youth theatres should take a look at this play and, if suitably ambitious, should do well with it.

Superb programme notes, I thought. (He would say that, wouldn’t he?)

Seriously, well done to author, director, cast and crew.

Review by: Mr G Phillips
Play: The Elland Affair

Yet again the actors workshop has pulled off another excellent performance – ‘The Elland Affair’, superbly written and superbly performed, and it does not cease to amaze me.

Although one or two mistakes were made, and it showed to a certain extent, it was understandable because of all the lines that needed to be learnt.

Kristian Wilkinson played an excellent part as Adam, also Thomas Vickery as Hugh, and they both worked well together showing that they had put a lot of time and effort into the production.

The one character that didn’t really stand out was Harry he could have been played a lot better, Christopher Cockroft did not prove to be much as there was no ‘umph’ behind his lines.

My wife thinks that the the one person that did stand out, even though he did not have a big part, was Aaron. He stood out with his witty humour on how he thought that he was a ‘sex god’ – very well played by Shane Gough. The thing that made him stand out is that he would always turn up at the right moment.’Hope to see him again’ she says.

Which also shows how well the play was written. Even though it was a bit long, there is not a single scene which I can think to leave out, one or two lines maybe, but none of the scenes.

Well done to Mr Ward and I can’t wait for your next one – I assume you are going to write one.

P.S don’t listen to Margaret Woods, you guys are doing a fantastic job and some of you could be the future of television.

Review by: Steve Cattell
Play: The Elland Affair

This was about my fourth outing to an Actor’s Workshop production, and by far the most enjoyable yet.

I had been fore-warned about the length of the play, but felt that the length was justified to contain the full story – a story which has been excellently written by Mike Ward.

Full marks to Kristian for learning so many lines !! What this must have done to his social life over the past two months is anyones guess !! and also a great performance by his right hand man who put in a blinding performance – a natural on the stage.

And of course, I have to mention the star of the show (although I am slightly biased !!!), Grace Siddall – who proved once more that a career in acting is definately looking promising…..

Keep writing Mike, it keeps us entertained…..

Review by: Mr F Smith
Play: The Elland Affair

I must say that my evening at the Actors Workshop was superb whilst seeing the ‘Elland affair’.

I thought that everyone took on the challenge of being 13th century teenagers very well and it was obvious that they had all completly focused on the task.

My only fault was that occasionally the play was disrupted by loud backstage noise.

I also thought that the role of Harry De’lacey slightly lacked confidence.

Review by: A. Ward
Play: The Elland Affair

A great world premiere.

A highly enjoyable swashbuckling tale of revenge, treachery, and humanity – one that will surely see future stagings throughout the country.

A trifle long – particularly the second Act – but this was a mere flesh wound to the body of work as a whole.

Some fine performances and some intriguingly insightful writing touches.

I suggest a sequel – ‘Confessions of a Miller’s Wife’…….

Review by: J.B.W.Summerskill
Play: The Elland Affair

I sat in awe last week as I watched the Mike Ward work ‘The Elland Affair’. I thought it was the best show the company performed that I have seen.

With its carefully woven themes of loyalty, love, friendship and hatred thumping into the audience with welcome regularity, I was kept on my toes laughing and gasping throughout. Many congratulations to all on an exciting and provocative story which could be adapted into a blockbusting production on stage or screen were it to fall into the “wrong” hands.

No doubt Janie and I also enjoyed lavish hospitality at the hands of Mike and Lottie Ward after the show that night…

…after I had returned the pen(s) to their rightful owner(s).

Programme Notes For The Elland Affair by Mike Ward, I Wrote The Notes 9 May 2000

THE ELLAND AFFAIR by MIKE WARD

PROGRAMME NOTES

 

The Elland Feud

The play “The Elland Affair” (pronounced ‘ee-land’) is based on The Elland Feud of the early 14th Century.  Many details of the story are lost in the mists of time, and the few remaining reports of the events vary.  Nevertheless, accounts of the main facts of this sorry affair are consistent.  Sir John Elland, the High Sheriff of York, had a grudge against Sir Robert Beaumont of Crosland Hall, near Huddersfield as a result of an earlier feud between their respective allies.  One outcome of the earlier feud was the death of Sir John Elland’s nephew at the hand of Exley, a kinsman of Sir Robert Beaumont.

Sir John Elland’s appalling murder of Sir Robert Beaumont and several of his neighbours, friends and relations defies description by a gentle author of programme notes.  We’ll leave it to the playwright (through the mouths of his characters) to describe the butchery.  Suffice it to say that Elland’s murderous attack is an historical fact.  Those murders probably took place in 1317 or shortly thereafter.  “The Elland Affair”, mercifully, is not the story of Sir John Elland’s rampage, rather it is the story of its consequences.

Lady Beaumont (Sir Robert’s widow) fled to Lancashire with her young sons together with several sons of Elland’s other victims and enemies.  These boys trained themselves in the arts of fighting and swore to avenge the blood of their fathers once they reached manhood.   “The Elland Affair”, set in 1327, covers these young men’s last few days in Lancashire and their return to West Yorkshire in search of vengeance.

 

Government

England was still a feudal society in the early 14th century; the monarch held absolute power.  Regionally, the nobility and gentry could do pretty much as they pleased, subject to Royal Command.  Edward II was on the throne at the start of the Elland Feud and met his uncomfortable demise in 1327, the year in which “The Elland Affair” takes place.  There are several references to the new King in the play, so clearly Edward III had just succeeded the throne.  Edward II was a weak King who probably exercised little control over his barons, hence failing to prevent ugly incidents like the Elland Feud.  By contrast, Edward III was to achieve a long (50 years), profligate (England was nearly bankrupt) but relatively stable reign.  By the time Edward III died, in 1377, the Plantagenet line had thinned somewhat (he was succeeded by his grandson, Richard II), rival houses of Lancaster and York felt they had valid claims to the succession and the Wars of the Roses resulted.

The theatrical world has made earlier in-roads into this patchy period of English history.  Christopher Marlowe wrote a play about Edward II and his unseemly end.  William Shakespeare wrote a Richard II and plays about the subsequent “Wars of the Roses” monarchs.  Poor old Edward III, despite (or possibly because of) his 50 stable years of power, has tended to be confined to bit parts or passing mentions in plays about others.  “The Elland Affair” perpetuates this great tradition of English drama.  The characters of “The Elland Affair” weren’t to know, of course, that relative political stability had just arrived.  They were to some extent the victims of Edward II’s political weakness and lived in hope of better government under the new King.

 

Famine

Prior to the early 14th century, local food shortages and resulting starvation were relatively common, sporadic occurrences in Europe.  At any one location, however, famine was rare.  On the whole, food production had increased in line with the population growth.  Standards of living increased steadily in the five hundred years leading up to 1300.  As a result, there was a “baby boom” in the early part of the 14th Century.  Tragically, climatic changes caused several successive disastrous harvests: 1315, 1316 and 1317.  The crop failures, together with the larger population to feed, resulted in the Great Famine of early 14th Century Europe.  The famine was far worse in mainland Europe than in Great Britain, but there still were widespread food shortages and starvation in Britain during the famine.  All classes suffered, although the working classes took the brunt of the misfortune.  The Elland Feud itself might, in part, be explained by the shortages and the Barons’ attempts to maintain their standards of living in difficult times.

Under the prevailing economic circumstances, the Abbot’s generosity towards the Beaumont family and the other young men was immense.   When the Abbot asks Adam and his entourage to leave for good, he might have made the request in part for fear of reprisal, but he probably mainly sought relief from the burden of feeding so many additional mouths.

When one of the young fighters tosses some bread to one of the servants, this is a significant act of generosity, which is accepted greedily.  When Betsy resists the young men’s requests on the grounds that she might lose her job, she is not being a “jobsworth” in the modern sense; she literally fears for her very livelihood.  A servant losing their job in such difficult times might have struggled to survive the loss.  When Ozzie says “half the world is starving”, he shows laudable concern for the world around him.  In fact, by 1327, Europe’s food supply had more or less recovered, but it had taken some ten years to do so and the characters of the play would not have known the extent of the recovery beyond their locality.  The famine changed society and attitudes in the long term.

 

Dirt and Plague

One consequence of poverty caused by the famine was a diminution in hygiene.  Although we tend to think of the Middle Ages as an unwashed era, in fact personal hygiene was relatively advanced at the start of the 14th Century.  Public bath houses were common in England until the time of the Great Famine.  Cleanliness was one of the first things to go in the poverty which followed the famine.  “The Elland Affair” characters probably all needed a good bath and little understood the benefits of personal hygiene.

The unwashed era unhappily coincided with, and almost certainly exacerbated, the Black Death, the plague which swept Western Europe (including England) some 30 years after the Elland affair.  In fact, 1327, the year in which “The Elland Affair” is set, was the year in which the Black Death was first reported, thousands of miles from Elland, somewhere in the Gobi Desert region.   No-one in “The Elland Affair” says “a plague on both your houses”, which is probably just as well.  The line would not only be horribly derivative (see “Romeo & Juliet”) but also painfully ironic.  Very few of the young characters in the play would have made it past the age of fifty, even in the absence of the Elland Feud and the late Crusades.

 

Festering Vengeance

The Elland Feud preceded the Wars of the Roses by some 100 years, but many of the characteristics of that war were already in place; territorial rivalry across the Pennines, long standing feuds and festering vengeance.  Before we tut-tut too loudly about these primitive medieval people, let us not forget that similar bloody situations still subsist.   The six counties of Northern Island and the various Balkan crises are relatively recent, local examples.  In Central Asia and Africa there are many more examples; Afghanistan and Rwanda are well-known examples, Nagorno-Karabach and Eritrea are two of the many less well-known but long-running examples.

The long-festering “need” for revenge so evident in the Elland Feud and these more global examples is baffling to many of us.  Seeking vengeance is relatively common, so seems to form part of “the human condition”, yet many humans seem equally capable of contrary characteristics; forgiveness, “letting bygones be bygones” and not bearing grudges.  Many of us, if we are honest with ourselves, are easily confused by the moral dilemmas we face if we are irrevocably wronged.  Should we try to “put matters right” (seek vengeance) or uphold our principles by abstaining from behaviour we believe to be wrong.  Our response of course depends on many factors; the circumstances, our individual morality and our psychology being just three of the factors.

In the play, “The Elland Affair”, the complexity and diversity of human responses to being wronged is especially evident in the characters of the Beaumont brothers.  Edgar, the elder brother, has gone into the church and has opted to “turn the other cheek”.  Adam, the younger brother, has his heart set on unmitigated vengeance against Sir John Elland.  The church might be seen as a dampening influence on the human desire for revenge, but this seems overly simplistic.  In the era of the play, the crusades were, to a large part, vengeance wars, fought in the name of and with the blessing of organised religion.  The Knights Templar, who coincidentally had been routed shortly before the events of “The Elland affair”, were in effect monk-knights.  Also consider modern examples; one only has to think of the Reverend Ian Paisley and his supporters to realise that the church can still be equivocal on this issue.  In the play, Edgar’s cheek turning is equivocal.  On several occasions, Edgar acts to assist his brother’s campaign, despite Edgar’s persistent use of the language of reconciliation.  The Abbot, although comparatively disinterested, also behaves equivocally on this matter.  Their responses are all-too human.

 

Weaponry

One of the best historical accounts of  “The Elland Feud” is contained in the early 19th Century book, The Book of Archery, in the section entitled “Juvenile Bowmen”.  The years the young heroes the play spent learning to fight are cited in that account:

“they laboured to acquire dexterity in such martial exercises as were calculated to render them dextrous in the anticipated game of death; namely riding, tilting, the sword, and shooting in the long bow, then England’s most famous and redoubtable artillery”.

The young men’s obsession with their improved arrows and the quantity of arrows they would have to hand is quite understandable in the context.  Firstly, these factors were likely to be matters of life and death in the venture they were pursuing.  Secondly, their mastery of their weaponry would have been their main preoccupation for the years leading up to the revenge.

 

Living for Today

The young men in “The Elland Affair” live life for today.  Their irresponsible attitude towards women and the consequences of their sexual activity is extreme by modern standards in our society, even for young Yorkshiremen hanging around in Lancashire.  These were young men from “good families” who had been raised in a religious community.  Their behaviour at times seems very immature and reckless to us.  Consider, however, the circumstances of these particular young men.  They lived in uncertain times and would not have anticipated living long lives in the way we half expect to do so today.  If the feud didn’t get you, the famine might.  If not the famine, perhaps disease.  If not disease, perhaps the Crusading.

The protagonists in “The Elland Affair” had little to lose.  Younger brothers did not expect to inherit.  Any inheritances that might have been in the offing in these particular families had probably been seriously dented as a result of the feud and the untimely deaths of the fathers. Even within modern society today, we can observe this “living for today” attitude more often amongst those who have little to lose.  We observe it in Britain; consider high levels of drug use and extreme promiscuity in economically deprived, urban areas.  Consider also the even more extreme behaviours in Sub-Saharan Africa where apparent sexual recklessness causes severe economic, social and medical problems, not least through AIDS and high birth rates.

In “The Elland Affair”, despite their upbringing in the religious community, the young men are secular in attitude.  Medieval society had a strangely extreme divide between celibate sacred society and bawdy secular society.   “The Elland Affair” protagonists had clearly plugged for bawdy secular and were making the most of it while they could.

 

Friendship & Loyalty

The friendships between the main co-conspirators of “The Elland Affair” (Adam, Harry, Robert and Huck) are intense.  Indeed, their unity transcends what most of us achieve and seek in friendship.  After all, these young men share a common trauma, upbringing and purpose beyond most of our experience.

The other friends and supporters of the co-conspirators are not so intensely linked with each other or with the main protagonists, although they are what most of us would consider friends.  They are also loyal, apart from the one traitorous exception in the plot.

When it becomes apparent that one of the party is a traitor, there is little suspicion amongst the main co-conspirators, as their bond is so tight.  However, they are unable to identify the traitor, as they believe the whole party to be good and/or old friends.

The characters in this play raise many fundamental questions about friendship and loyalty; here is a small sample: What is the difference between friendship and kinship?  Can bonding transcend “mere” friendship, and what is that experience beyond friendship?  Does friendship presuppose loyalty?  How does one earn  friendship and loyalty?  Can friendship and loyalty be bought, or does the existence of price indicate that the friendship or loyalty were never there?

Adam Beaumont is a charismatic character.  Although a (self-confessed) flawed leader, he inspires friendship and loyalty.  Indeed, Adam’s followers at times seem like disciples in a biblical sense.  Of course, neither the audience nor the characters learn the answers to all the questions about friendship and loyalty raised by the play.  But most of us (who survive the experience) end up a little wiser and a lot more thoughtful.

 

 

Passion

“The Elland Affair” is in many ways a Passion play.  The young men are passionate in their amours, albeit in a somewhat immature and offhand way.  More importantly, they believe passionately in their cause and are willing to follow their cause to the death, if need be.  There are also many parallels with Christ’s Passion.  The plot and ending vary in several material ways from Christ’s Passion.  Nevertheless the play contains similar inevitabilities; the return to confront one’s fate, the blind faith of followers, the anticipated betrayal for money, ideals which transcend logic. Whether you agree with the young men’s actions or not, their passion is admirable.  Despite the fact that the main characters followed a secular rather than a sacred path in life, several Elland Feud survivors are reputed to have “kept their fighting arms in” by going crusading after the feud.  Some people never learn.  Or perhaps they felt the need to perpetuate the intensity and passion of their friendships in adversity.

Dinner With Mike Ward At Silks & Spice In Foley Street, 15 December 1998

I know that Mike and I had tried to meet up for dinner in London a few times in the mid 1990s without success. This might even have been the first time that our diaries conspired to enable us to meet for dinner in The Smoke. We dined in Silks and Spice

We certainly weren’t conspiring in the manner of Bryce Taylor & Max Clifford, who famously had liaised in that very restaurant in the matter of Princess Diana photographs a few years earlier. Nor would we have been discussing my Princess Diana lyrics, e.g. this one, which to all intents and purposes died with her the previous year.

But no doubt we were discussing his forthcoming Actor’s Workshop New Year Revels show and possibly his plans for writing a couple of plays and shows, which Mike wrote and produced over the next few years.

I remember the restaurant being quite a good one. it is now, 25 years later, Foley’s Restaurant, a modern fusion take on South-east Asian food. Just around the corner from the old Harris family homestead, as I now know. Back then, who knew? Well, I sort-of knew but didn’t pay the matter much heed back then.

Mike and I will have had a very pleasant evening no doubt.

New Year Revels 1997, Actor’s Workshop, Halifax, 2 January 1997

This was my first visit to The Actor’s Workshop in Halifax.

It was an unusual start to the new year, that year, in several ways. Janie’s and my diaries both suggest that we had planned to attend a party at Anthea’s for New Year’s Eve, but we are pretty sure that party didn’t happen in the end.

After new year’s day, Janie had a diary full of work for the rest of the week, while I got in the motor to do a round trip taking in Halifax for the New Year revels show and then, the next day, a visit to a soft drinks factory in Nelson, Lancashire, across the Pennines.

Naturally I chose a freezing cold, snow and ice early January for that trip.

The journey to Halifax I recall being problem free (motorway more or less all the way) and of course I received warm hospitality from Mike and Lottie Ward when I got there.

I had met Mike in London two or three years earlier and had submitted material to the New Year Revels show for a couple of previous years, but this was my first (of several) visits to The Actor’s Workshop.

I was clearly impressed by the show. My log reads:

Much better than I expected. Did justice to most material and more than did justice to mine.

There were lots of in-jokes in the show and programme about The Ridings School, Halifax, which, in 1996, had:

…received nationwide attention when staff said 60 of its pupils were “unteachable” and school operations were temporarily suspended while the headmaster and other leading staff were replaced.

I don’t think the entire cast and crew were really alums of The Ridings School…but perhaps they were.

I stayed at The Imperial Crown Hotel in Halifax on that occasion. I think we ate a fine meal pre show at the Ward’s House. That must have been the first occasion I met Lottie and I have a funny feeling that Adam (whom I met at NewsRevue and through whom I had met Mike) was there on that occasion – perhaps also Olivia.

Janie (who was not with me, remember) wrote more details and contact numbers into her diary for that trip than I did into mine – including the local Halifax police and the AA – I suspect she scribbled down the latter two after seeing the weather forecast!

The drive across the Pennines from Halifax to Nelson early the next morning (3rd January) was truly nerve-wracking but I got there and did whatever I had scheduled to do at that factory for most of the day before setting off in the still treacherous driving conditions back to London.

In those days I was still driving “Red Noddy” the Honda Civic, which, although air conditioned, was still a late 1980s vehicle not ideally suited to freezing conditions. I struggled to stay warm throughout the journey and started to itch terribly before arriving at Janie’s place…

…covered in Hives.

I itched through Robert Lepage’s Elsinore the next (Saturday) evening, but that, as we say, is another story.

The Very End, Actor’s Workshop Medley, 18 December 1996

I suspect that this closing number medley arose from a specific request by Mike Ward at the Actor’s Workshop in Halifax, so it was probably used.

I’m not sure whether Janie and I went up to see the show that year – if we did my diary trawl, when it gets to 1996/1997, will find it and I’ll Ogblog about the visit.

THE VERY END
(A Medley to Many Tunes)

 

So Long, Farewell

So long, farewell, auf weidersein, goodbye,
We’re off, we’re done, we have to go, must fly;

Bye Bye Baby

Bye bye revels, revels goodbye,
Bye bye revels, don’t make me cry;

Farewell Jamaica

Sad to say, we’re on our way,
We won’t be back for many a day;
We’ve turned our backs, maybe we’ll send you a fax,
We’ve got to leave the Actor’s Workshop in Halifax;

We’ll Meet Again

We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when,
But I know we’ll meet again some New Year soon;
We’ve done revue, now we’re through, boo hoo hoo,
Now our show is done except for one more tune.

GOODBYE -EE

Goodbye-ee, goodbye-ee,
Wipe a tear, patron dear, from your eye-ee;
Though we sound like alley cats,
Our show stormed it in Halifax,
Goodbye-ee,
Don’t cry-ee,
Have a cup of tea and a minced pie-ee;
So long, chip chip,
Adios, pip, pip
Lets go, cheerio
Goodbye-eeeeeeeeeeeee (dragged off involuntarily)

Here is So Long, Farewell, with lyrics on screen:

Next up, Bye Bye Baby (Bay City Rollers version) with lyrics on screen:

Third up: Jamaica Farewell, Harry Belafonte. with lyrics on screen:

For We’ll Meet Again, click through here to my “Wheel Vera Lynn” lyric – there’s a good vid there.

As for Goodbye-ee, click here for lyrics and a good video Courtland and Jeffries singing the song – video only embedded below:

Letter To Mike Ward, Actors’ Workshop, 18 November 1996

This one is dated 7 October on the face of the letter bt the file is dated 18 November and must have been written then, on my return from the USA:

 

Mike Ward 7 October 1996
Actor’s Workshop
West Grove Terrace
Hopwood Lane
Halifax West Yorkshire
HX1 5EX

 

Dear Mike

ADAM / THE RIDINGS SCHOOL / NO JUXTAPOSITION INTENDED

Thank you for putting Adam in touch with me; it was a pleasure to see him at The Harvard Club that Monday. He seems much more settled and in his element in NY NY than he did last time I saw him in London, which is good news. My trip went well you’ll also be glad to learn.

I got your Ridings School plea when I returned from the Big Apple. I enclose a fairly simple romp through the theme but it might just do the trick for you.

Xmas run of News Revue opens this Thursday – I’m trying to arrange a New York – style evening to enable me to complete my earlier evening appointments in time to catch the show!!

I hope to see you and speak to you soon.

Yours sincerely

 

 

Ian Harris

Encs.

Letter To Mike Ward, Actors’ Workshop, 7 October 1996

Mike Ward 7 October 1996
Actor’s Workshop
West Grove Terrace
Hopwood Lane
Halifax West Yorkshire
HX1 5EX

 

Dear Mike

HERE’S THE NEW ONES & THE 1996 REMIXES!!!

The heading is self explanatory I think. It was good to see you the other week and thanks for your kind note. The new run of News Revue is a bit “boom boom – in yer face” for my taste, but who knows what the discerning audience might feel?

I am now officially a jet setter – we’ve won a piece of work in NYNY and are off on 1 November for a week.

Nevertheless, hope to see you and speak soon.

Yours sincerely

 

 

Ian Harris

Encs.

Letter To Mike Ward, Actors’ Workshop, 16 April 1996

 

Mike Ward 16 April 1996
Actor’s Workshop
West Grove Terrace
Hopwood Lane
Halifax West Yorkshire
HX1 5EX

 

Dear Mike

APOLOGIES!!!!

Life is something between anarchy and chaos since I got back. I don’t know what the “something” (as in “something in the City”) is, but at times I wish it was something else. Is that a cue for a song??

I have finally managed to down tools for long enough to print out my latest batch of stuff for you. Hope it isn’t too late. Some day soon I hope to find time to write some more – this weekend looks like a contender as I can feel the need to write welling up inside my tormented little brain.

Hope to see you and speak soon.

Yours sincerely

 

 

Ian Harris

Encs.