Anyone…And In Spring 1983 At Keele That Was Pretty Much Anyone…For Tennis?

Still crazy after all these years.

Back then…

I have collaborated with Dall-E 2 to produce this and the following images in this piece.

..one of the great benefits, to me, from securing a front-facing Barnes flat for 1982/83 (Barnes L54) was the view across the playing fields to the tennis courts.

I liked playing tennis back then…40 years later I still do and can barely wait for my next tennis playing fix if kept away from the court for a while.

My plans to spend a fair amount of the spring and summer of 1983 on the tennis court seemed to have been thwarted by my debilitating indisposition with glandular fever in February, but still, I recall, Alan “The Great Yorkshire Pudding” Gorman and I had agreed to bring tennis rackets back from our Easter breaks as we intended to do battle with each other on the tennis court.

Neither Connors nor McEnroe would have seemed more brattish than Pudding or Harris

I was religiously exercising to try to strengthen up a bit, following the dreaded glandular fever, using a Royal Canadian Air Force Exercises book I had procured, for a few pence, a couple of years earlier (soon after I knacked my back) at the Students’ Union Book Fair:

Now a rare book, that 1964 edition. I should still have mine somewhere; ironically out of reach

I have recently apologised to my former Barnes L Block neighbours for the music noise…

…but should specifically apologise to the residents of L51, especially whosoever was unfortunate enough to dwell directly underneath me, for the “thud thud thud” of those exercises. I also apologise unequivocally to my spine, for I am now reliably informed that those “space cadet style” Royal Canadian Air Force Exercise Plans were not intended for the likes of me and my back.

Anyway, I remember asking Dr Scott, towards the end of the Easter recess, as the weather started to improve, about the possibility of me playing tennis.

“Good idea”, said Scotty. “Outdoor exercise like tennis, in moderation, should work well for you.”

“What comprises moderation, Scotty? How long might I play for?”

“Your body will tell you”, said Scotty.

So, before Pudding’s return to Keele, I started my preparations, seeking some warm up games with anyone who was around.

Tuesday 12 April 1983 – …went to Mike and Mandy’s for dinner and haircut…

Wednesday 13 April 1983 Did a little work today – played tennis in afternoon with Veera & Debbie…

You won’t see many mentions of hair cuts in my diaries. Mike had been a hairdresser before he went to North Staffs Poly and I recall Liza insisting that he cut my hair. I would normally resist, but clearly I was seeking some vital streamlining for the tennis to come.

Veera & Debbie were my neighbours from Barnes L52. I don’t think they were particularly sporty but were happy to have a go with me in the interests of my physical wellbeing. I think Debbie was a bit better and keener on tennis than Veera.

Thursday 14 April 1983 – …went out for meal at Mil????/ with Liza…

Friday 15 April 1983 – …played tennis with Hamzah [my flatmate] Yazzid & Bai [Malay guys from Barnes Q92]…

I cannot read my own handwriting on the name of that restaurant/cafe on the Thursday. Mildred’s? A “proper” game of doubles with the South-East Asian contingent on the Friday. Yazzid & Bai were quite sporty. Hamzah wasn’t.

Most of that gang no doubt imagined Vitas Gerulaitis to be a Latin term for glandular fever

Sunday 17 April 1983 …tennis with Debbie…

Yes, I recalled correctly that Debbie was keener and probably a tad better than my other friends and neighbours, all of whom were great fun to play tennis with, regardless of the quality of the tennis. Mine was probably pretty shoddy at that time anyway.

Tuesday 19 April …played tennis with Hamzah…

Thursday 21 April …got economics result…53% v pleased…played tennis for 4 hours…

Saturday 23 April …played tennis in afternoon (poor) & then went to Liza’s new place

The intriguing thing about these postings is that I mention the opponent in every posting except the last two, which were, of course, matches played with (against) Alan Gorman.

It seems I had established my intention, to play this game with Alan, so clearly in my mind, that I didn’t need to mention who I was playing against when the opponent was Alan. Obviously it was Alan.

Alan and I might have looked a bit like this

Less obviously, my definition of “moderation” and “letting my body tell me” extended to a four hour marathon match that first time we played each other. It established a tradition which we implemented with more fervour the following year – that we would battle a best of five sets to the bitter end – an indulgence that I simply cannot imagine (at least in the matter of singles) any more.

No wonder I was “poor” a couple of days later.

I mentioned my economics result in the diary. I wouldn’t be “v pleased” with 53% for economics these days – only gold medals will do – but having been so poorly and having missed so much class, I remember Peter Lawrence encouraging me to sit the mock exam without much expectation of a pass, hence he (and I) thought that result pleasing in the circumstances.

As a footnote – we would often see Economics department folk – not least Peter himself and Professor & Mrs Fishman – on the tennis courts. Not many academics (or students) used them, but they did. I’ll have more to say on that when I write up 1984. But some readers might be surprised/fascinated to learn that Professor Fishman’s grand-daughter, Leo, worked for my firm for a number of years. Despite Leo being a tennis neophyte, she successfully won our mini-tournament in 2010:

That first season of it, my play was interrupted in part by my spending lots of time with Liza at Rectory Road, Shelton, where she now resided with her North Staffs Poly pals.

Also by some waves of indisposition as a result of glandular fever relapses, which probably were exacerbated by four hour tennis marathons – who knew?

Tuesday 26 April 1983 …played tennis for a while…

Friday 29 April – …played tennis…

Sunday 1 May – …not v well today went back to Shelton…

Dall-E thinks we might have looked like this.

Footnote – A Clarification From Professor Lawrence

In response to me sending him a link to this piece, Peter Lawrence sent the following clarification about the professorial tennis:

You did indeed see me on the courts usually playing my then wife. I remember seeing Les Fishman on the courts but never his wife Ellie. Les usually played with the wife of someone in Maths whose name will come back to me after I have sent this email. Not sure who made up the four, probably the maths guy to keep an eye on his wife maybe but who else I remember not.

Not only were the academics keeping an eye on each other and each other’s wives, but they were, at times, keeping an eye on me. On more than one occasion, that spring and especially the following one, my finals year, either Les or Peter commented to that I seemed to be spending a lot of time on the tennis court just ahead of my exams. I no doubt demurred with a “healthy body, healthy mind” type comment, but they did have a point.

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