Jimmy Knapp, NewsRevue Lyric, 28 March 1993

Jimmy Knapp was the leader of the National Union Of Railwaymen (latterly and by the time of this lyric the RMT).

The “Reid” mentioned in the lyric is Bob Reid, who chaired British Rail at that time, not John Reid who was Minister of Transport a few year’s later.

Jimmy Knapp was somewhat in the news most of the time but in truth wasn’t big news that spring. I don’t think this lyric was used.

JIMMY KNAPP

(To the Tune of “Jimmy Mack” – backing vocals are easier done than read)

CHORUS 1

Jimmy Knapp, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp, when are trains coming back?

Jimmy Knapp, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp, you’re running off the track.

VERSE 1

MacGregor’s cursing you,

Bob Reid feels the same way too;

You stick to your lines like glue,

BR staff’s relying on you;

Worker’s chief fear is that you will fail,

To save those jobs in British Rail.

CHORUS 2

Hey, Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp, you’re taking all the flak,

Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp, it’s trains that Britons lack.

VERSE 2

He calls Reid on the phone,

About three times a day;

But it’s hard to listen to,

What Knapp has to say;

Cos everything Jim says to you,

Is in a deep Glasweigan hue.

CHORUS 3

Hey, Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp, you’re an old union hack,

Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp, you’re like a BR snack {stale and vapid}

{Jimmy Knapp, you’re an old union hack, Jimmy Knapp, you’re like a BR snack}

 

VERSE 3

I wanna say, un-i-ons aren’t getting stronger,

But the trains don’t run any longer,

Briton’s trains are empty,

Cos Jimmy he’s in charge of the RMT.

CHORUS 4

Hey, Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp, you’d better mind the gap,

Jimmy, (costs are rising), Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp, cos British Rail is crap.

I attempted an updated version in June 1995, which went as follows:

JIMMY KNAPP
(To the Tune of “Jimmy Mack” – backing vocals are easier done than read)

CHORUS 1

Jimmy Knapp, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp, when are trains coming back?
Jimmy Knapp, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp, you’re striking Railtrack.

VERSE 1

Railtrack are cursing you, commuters feel the same way too;
You stick to your lines like glue, signalmen aren’t working for you;
You took the bosses by surprise, with union action for a huge pay rise.

CHORUS 2

Hey, Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp, you’re taking all the flak,
Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp, it’s trains that Britons lack.

VERSE 2

He calls Bob on the phone, about three times a day;
But it’s hard to listen to, what Knapp has to say;
Cos everything Jim says to you, is in a deep Glasweigan hue.

CHORUS 3 (SUNG IN A VERY DEEP GLASWEIGAN HUE)

Hey, Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp, you’re an old union hack,
Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp, you’re like a BR snack {stale and vapid}
{Jimmy Knapp, you’re an old union hack, Jimmy Knapp, you’re like a BR snack}

VERSE 3 (BACK TO NORMALITY)

I wanna say, un-i-ons aren’t getting stronger,
And the trains don’t run any longer,
Briton’s trains are empty,
Cos Jimmy he’s in charge of the RMT.

CHORUS 4

Hey, Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp, you mind the income gap,
Jimmy, {wages rising}, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp, cos British Rail is crap.

Here are Martha and the Vandellas singing Jimmy Mack – embedded below or click this link to also see lyrics in YouTube:

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