It Ain’t Levy, It’s A Blunder, NewsRevue Lyric, 12 June 1993

I’m pretty sure this wasn’t used. As much as anything else, another of my lyrics that works to “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother”, the Princess Di Bulmia Song, was a perennial in the show at that time:

She Ain’t Heavy, She’s Bulimic, NewsRevue Lyric, 15 March 1993

Anyway, this was presumably intended to be a quickie and to echo the other “Heavy” number.

IT AIN’T LEVY, IT’S A PLUNDER

(Quickie to the Tune of “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother”)
 
The road’s gone wrong,
It’s blemished with dire sun burn;
Our motorways from the start,
Fall apart.
 
Delays long,
And we’re asked to pay for them;
It ain’t levy,
It’s a plunder.

Below is a vid showing the Hollies performing “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother”:

This link – click here – will show you the Hollies lyrics.