Saturday Night’s All Right For Tantrums, NewsRevue Lyric, 8 July 1996

Presumably there had been a news item about Elton John having a hissy-fit about something. 

SATURDAY NIGHT’S ALL RIGHT FOR TANTRUMS
(To the Tune of “Saturday Night’s All Right For Fighting”)

 

VERSE 1

It’s Saturday, late,
And so I’m in a state;
I’m Elton John don’t call me queer;
It’s seven o’clock, got my glasses stocked,
In my walk-in wardrobe full of gear.

My cash pile’s a biggy,
So don’t go and call me wiggy,
Or Elton here might cause a scene;
There’s nothing bizarrer than a poof in a tiara,
With a partner who’s a screaming queen.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh….

CHORUS 1

Don’t give me so much TV exposure,
I’m still standing ‘tho I’ve sinned;
Saturday night’s all right for tantrums,
Like a candle in the wind.

Your song’s got me sounding like a rocket man,
A song for any guy I like;
Saturday night’s all right for tantrums,
Saturday night’s all right.
All right, all right, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

OUTRO

CHORUS Elton John, Elton John, Elton John
Elton John, Elton John, Elton John
Elton John, Elton John, Elton John’s
Full of shite.

Below is a video with Elton John singing Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting with lyrics on the screen:

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