Scottish devolution, eh? A bit like Euroscepticism; a gift that keeps on giving for satirists and a pain in the butt for politicians.
I’m not sure if this quickie was ever used.
DEVOLUTION QUICKIE
(To the Tune of “The Bonnie Bonnie banks of Loch Lomand”)
INTRO
And now, a referendum broadcast on behalf of the Scottish Nationalist Party.
CHORUS 1
You take the Welsh poll,
But we’ll take the Scots poll,
And get devolution before ye;
Then we in West Lothian,
Will never vote again,
For that bloody Tony Banks,
And Mo Mowlem.
Below is a nice video recording of The Bonnie Banks, with the lyrics on the screen: